Lindsay Lohan, PLEASE.
That was basically the reaction of a Santa Monica, Calif., judge, who reviewed the actress' alleged community service reports and ordered her to re-do them.
The star failed to complete 240 hours - a requirement of her probation - to the judge's liking in her reckless driving case, stemming from a 2012 auto accident.
In June of that year, Lohan's Porsche rear-ended an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway. LiLo initially denied she had been behind the wheel.
The alleged actress was later convicted of reckless driving by the court, and in the court of celebrity gossip, of being a terrible liar for the 100th time.
Seriously. She's beyond bad.
Lohan must now do 125 hours all over again, after the judge was unmoved by her various excuses and ideas of what constitutes community service.
She actually wanted to count the time she spent letting London kids "work shadow" her rehearsals for a play, Speed-the-Plow, toward this requirement.
Not only is this patently ridiculous, but she consistently forgot her lines during the performance! So the kids didn't even learn anything from Lindsay.
Except maybe how to not be a train wreck, but we doubt that was the intent. Judge Mark Young ordered her to finish another additional 125 hours.
Hours that should have been done months ago. Sigh. Year in and year out, this saga continues. Clueless girl simply cannot get it together with the law.
She's like a female, non-violent Chris Brown.
This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Linds did a photo shoot and posed while pointing a gun at her mouth. Nice!
The infamous Lindsay Lohan-Vanessa Minnillo knife pic. What a classic moment. These two clearly wanna make out and maybe stab each other.
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Lindsay's 2010 mugshot is a classic. So is the 2011 one, and the 2012 one, and ....
Tyler Shields photographed Linds all covered in blood. What is it with this girl and knives?
Lindsay's lips were looking a tad too pouty.
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For one of her court appearances, Lindsay's makeup was a bit out of control.
Lindsay lets out a scream with her pal Freddy Kruger.
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.
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Lindsay took a sexy shot with two friends. Threesome? We wouldn't put it past her...
Oh, how could we forget this infamous photo of Linds passed out in a car?
Seriously. How wasted can one human being be? In court no less?!
Lindsay tried to strike a sultry pose but ended up looking unrecognizable.
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Lindsay Lohan's ankle monitor makes for a really hot accessory.
Lindsay had a bit of a wacky wardrobe malfunction moment while shooting Liz & Dick.
Lindsay Lohan flashes some side boob in Ibiza. The sad part is, she probably still thinks she looks really good.
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