Last night on ABC's The Bachelor, Chris Soules reached the infamous Fantasy Suite dates, where only three women remain in the romance competition.
In other words, at this point, the man (or woman, in The Bachelorette's case) can potentially have sex with three beautiful partners in less than a week.
The trifecta is unlikely for Chris, given that Becca Tilley revealed she's a virgin. Did Kaitlyn Bristowe and/or Whitney Bischoff get plowed by the Iowa farmer?
He will never kiss and tell, but regardless of the sex, all three dates clearly went well for Soules, who was nixed by Andi Dorfman at this very stage.
(The Bachelorette star eliminated Chris before the Fantasy Suite, giving her final two roses to Josh Murray and Nick Viall, who she also made love to).
But back to last night: Fan favorite Kaitlyn Bristowe was the odd girl out, departing Bali "humiliated" and heartbroken by the rejection of Chris Soules.
When one door closes, another opens, however. Perhaps the awesome 29-year-old Canadian's quest for love on reality television is just beginning.
Kaitlyn Bristowe, like Chris and Andi before her, was the third-place finisher on her season, and is gorgeous and popular with fans. She's also hilarious.
Throughout her time on the show, she was never afraid to speak her mind, even when it frankly made little sense, or to step out of her comfort zone.
The accent doesn't hurt, either, nor do those eyes (or other attributes). But mainly, Kaitlyn Bristowe is just so darn authentic and entertaining to watch!
No offense to Jade Roper and Britt Nilsson - two other Soules rejects who made quite an impression this season - but it's gonna be hard to top Kait.
If we're casting, she'd be our first choice, even over Becca Tilley or Whitney Bischoff, Chris' final two. Sweet girls, but not the type to carry a show.
Other than that, it's slim pickings (see below).
What do you think? Check out The Bachelor spoilers to find out who wins, then hit the comments below to tell us who would make the best Bachelorette ...
Kelsey Poe, 28, is a guidance counselor. She is also extremely intelligent, articulate and pretty much perfect, if you ask Kelsey Poe. She is also a widow, as her first husband, Sanderson Poe, tragically passed away before she went on the show.
Britt Nilsson, 27, is a waitress. She is alarmingly pretty and gives out free hugs on the street, but is there more to her than meets the eye? Besides the fact that she doesn't shower ... is she being forthright with Chris Soules?
Ashley I. (one of two Ashleys) is a 26-year-old nanny who tries a little too hard to be the Jersey Shore version of Kim Kardashian.
Kaitlyn Bristowe, 30, is a dance instructor from Canada, and a genuinely cool, laid back woman who's hard not to love.
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Megan, 24, is a makeup artist who made it pretty far on the show considering her general lack of screen time and apparent bond with Chris.
Jillian Anderson, 28, is a news producer. She is jacked out of her mind and kicks ass at any athletic competitions, and has the distinction of having her lady parts covered with a black box even when she's wearing clothes (albeit short ones).
Whitney Bischoff, 29, is a fertility nurse. She literally makes babies for a living, talks like one herself, and gives off the vibe that she would love to start making Chris Soules family members at his earliest convenience.
Carly, 29, is a cruise ship singer who has been pretty sure she's been on the way out for weeks now, yet continues to hang on by a thread. Don't stop believin'!
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Jade Roper, 28, is a cosmetics developer who lives in L.A., but grew up in Gering, Nebraska, and also posed for Playboy under the name Jade Elizabeth. Be sure to turn off cookies before you look that up on Google Image search.
Becca, 26, is a chiropractic assistant from San Diego, California, who has never had sexual intercourse. Not even once. Is this the virgin who makes it all the way to the fantasy suite?
Mackenzie, 21, is dental assistant who named her son Kale. We have nothing more that really needs to be added.
Jordan, 24, is a student who got sent home in week two, then stalked Chris in Santa Fe weeks later only to be sent home again. That's a rough stint on a dating show.
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Juelia, 30, is an esthetician Chris had a hard time sending home as well. We're not really sure why but we weren't there.
Alissa, 24, is a flight attendant.
Amanda, also 24, is a ballet teacher.
Amber, 29, is a bartender.
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Ashley S., 24, is a hair stylist.
Bo, 25, is a plus-sized model. (Apparently, that's "plus-sized" in the world of modeling.)
Brittany, 26, is a WWE-Diva-in-training. They have a training program?!
Kara, 25, is a high school soccer coach.
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Kimberly, 28, is a yoga instructor.
Michelle, 25, is a wedding cake decorator.
Nicole, 31, is a real estate agent.
Nikki, 26, is a former NFL cheerleader.
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Reegan, 28, is a cadaver tissue saleswoman. She may win the prize for Creepiest Bachelor Contestant Job of All-Time.
Samantha, 27, is a fashion designer.
Tandra, 30, is an executive assistant.
Tara, 26, is a "sport fishing enthusiast." Because apparently that's a job.
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Tracy, 29, is a fourth grade teacher.
Trina, 33, is a special education teacher.
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