The Vanderpump Rules reunion is halfway over, and sadness is starting to sink in, given the fact this is the last we'll see of the SUR crew for awhile.
So let's look ahead to the inevitable Vanderpump Rules Season 4, which we can only hope Bravo fast-tracks to the fall after the season that just ended.
What can we expect in terms of relationships? Firings? Cast changes?
The current staff at SUR seems to be perfectly fine with their lives being filmed, with the exception of Stassi Schroeder, who seems kind of over it.
Schroeder's fellow cast members seem more than a little over her, to boot.
Given the success of the show itself, and its guaranteed boost to her already overpriced restaurants, Lisa Vanderpump is probably all in for Season 4.
If she's stuck it out on the inferior Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for five years, no way will she not executive produce a fourth season of this mayhem.
She's above the fray, yet benefits immensely from the fray. Good setup.
After all, if you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know that the picture painted of her establishments may not be professional, but that's the hook.
The authenticity of Stassi, Jax & Co. (for better or worse) and the show's working class charm make it a bona fide hit and, SUR a tourist attraction.
Dining out there might even entail seeing this kind of thing happen ...
Stassi Schroeder open hand slaps Kristen Doute on Vanderpump Rules. It was such an epic moment, it's worth watching on endless loop.
Kristen doing what she does best. If she could only get paid to booze...then she wouldn't have to worry about getting fired from SUR!
Lisa likes to practice moderation. Yes, by SUR standards, she's moderate.
Jax has a way with words. Here, he seduces Stassi as only he can.
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Stassi places an order with Scheana. Ironically, Scheana is the one who got served.
Tom expresses his thoughts on Lisa. We're sure most of the SUR staff feels the same.
Stassi delivers one of her classic burns. The girl knows her way around an insult.
Tom Sandoval assesses Kristen's strengths. She's a talented lady.
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Stassi's insanely detailed threats might be the best part of Vanderpump Rules. Even if they make us question her sanity.
Jax Taylor takes a wang to the face. He seems okay with it.
Kristen Doute got fired from SUR in the third season of Vanderpump Rules. It was a joyous day for all.
Stassi offers some wise words. If only she would follow her own advice.
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Stassi speaks the truth to Jax. Say what you will about her, the girl is honest.
Stassi quit SUR in season 2, but we all knew she wouldn't be able to stay away for long. Now she's back...with a tiara, for some reason.
Lisa Vanderpump lays down the law with Kristen. It's about time somebody did!
Stassi assesses Scheana's wedding dress. Needless to say, she doesn't care for it.
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Tom sums up our thoughts on another season of Vanderpump coming to an end. Say it ain't so!
So looking ahead to Season 4, what's on tap as far as romance?
Season 3 involved a lot of alleged cheating and many a strained relationship, but also one fairy tale ending as far as Scheana and Shay’s wedding.
Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix appear to be on pretty solid ground, for that matter, as do Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney ... ultimatums and all.
Will one or both couples get engaged by this time next year?
Tom Schwartz was given a timeline - six months from the SUR party, as seen on the Vanderpump Rules Season 3 finale - to propose to his girlfriend.
Does he just need that sort of coercion to pull the trigger, or is she trying to force what just isn't there? Whatever the outcome, it'll be very interesting.
Tom Sandoval and Ariana could beat them to the punch.
Not only do they seem over the moon, but they've already endured a season's worth of Kristen Doute trying to sabotage them. Clearly they have staying power.
The Season 3 cast of Vanderpump Rules. It is certainly an entertaining, growing and diverse (at least in terms of personality) cast of characters, as fans know well ...
Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She's basically a young Lisa V. in the making.
Jax continues his mission to sleep with every aspiring model in LA this season. He even got a nose job to help the process along!
With a music career taking off and a wedding on the way, the former low girl on the Sur totem pole is doing big things. You can expect Stassi to take her down a peg or two at some point this season.
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Kristen basically pissed off the entire cast in season 2. Can she redeem herself? Doubtful!
Tom has moved on from Kristen and is now dating Ariana. But something tells us he'll still get entangled in Kristen's conniving.
Ariana has been upgraded to a series regular for season three. The bad news? That just means she'll be sucked to more drama than ever before!
Kristen's much younger boyfriend James is the newcomer to the cast. He's violent, arrogant, and loves to take selfies. He'll fit right in!
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Here's hoping we'll see more drunken shenanigans from Tequila Katie in season 3 of Vanderpump Rules! This girl is an agent of chaos.
Tom Schwartz of Vanderpump Rules fame. He's a character, that's for sure.
Vail Bloom is the newest member of the Vanderpump Rules cast. As a Princeton grad and former Emmy nominee, Vail's doing a bit better than most of her co-workers.
The Big Boss of Vanderpump Rules. We're assuming season 3 will feature more of Lisa trying and failing to rise above the drama.
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Doute's romance with James Kennedy is tenuous at best. Unless she really moves on from Sandoval and mellows out (unlikely), he's gonna get fed up.
Being guys, we can also see the unlikely bromance of James and Tom once that happens. Hey, if he can be friends with Jax, it's not that far fetched.
As for staff changes, Kristen could always get fired again on a moment's notice, and Stassi may have seen her final days on Bravo at this point in time.
She would have to start working at SUR again, which she clearly hates but at the same time might need the money from, since she has no friends left.
Finally, Jax Taylor will continue to be a shady, pathological liar with deeply rooted psychological problems, and Vail Bloom will be the staff's #1 tease.
Oh, and for the love of all things holy, please let Scheana Marie and James, the self-proclaimed bus boy with mad DJ skills, team up on another single.
This planet desperately needs "Shake That" Part 2.
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