Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus' future child, should they choose to fornicate sans protection and make one someday, has been revealed.
An artist's rendering has, at least. Because Internet.
In one of the weirdest and most hilarious celebrity face mashups since Katy Perry and Paula Deen became one, the web came through with this gem.
Given the constant speculation about Patrick getting Miley Cyrus pregnant, we suppose it was just a matter of time before someone created this.
It's basically Arnold's son's head and hair (along with some minor scruff) with Miley's eyes, mouth, nose. Not the kind of thing you can ever unsee.
Miley, for her part, doesn't seem to be a fan of the mashup, because she captioned the viral Instagram post, "ew," and tagged her beau as well.
Perhaps she was too busy trolling Gigi Hadid or mocking Kim Kardashian's hair to fully appreciate it. Understandable, she has been pretty busy.
If you missed her bizarre online fixation with Hadid and boyfriend Cody Simpson, she's been photoshopping her face onto red carpet shots of them.
"Yup, feeling Hadidish this a.m. in honor of #pfw [Paris Fashion Week]," Cyrus wrote, having taken a break from similar social media ridicule of Kim K.
As for why we haven't seen Miley at all the Fashion Week shows?
"I'm tooooo busy playing playing with my [Pig]," she wrote.
That and goofing around online like the rest of us.
Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. But she IS mocking pregnancy rumors via this awesome photo.
Miley Cyrus is back to being weird on Instagram. We have no real words for this photo.
Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram.
Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around.
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Miley Cyrus has partied too hard. She's passed out in this Instagram picture.
This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the "haters" away. Just touch yourself, people!
Miley Cyrus has a pimple. But she also has a solution for how to make it look prettier.
This is definitely not a cigarette. Miley Cyrus posted this photo to Instagram in September 2014.
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Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It's definitely a different look for the artist.
Miley Cyrus has put her serious face on. She's staring down the camera for this Instagram picture.
Miley Cyrus is in a silly mood. She posted this fun photo to Instagram in late June 2014.
Miley Cyrus is getting her hair done in this picture. What an ideal time for a selfie!
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One of Miley's werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones.
Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious?
Just one of the many weird things Miley's posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff.
Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine.
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We're not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is?
No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We're sure it seemed really deep when she made it.
This is a different look for Miley Cyrus. She's bored between Bangerz tour dates.
Miley Cyrus apparently loves big butts. And it appears that she cannot lie.
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This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we've ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her.
This may be the worst thing we've ever seen in our lives. It's a photo of Miley Cyrus' face imposed on Kim Kardashian's nude body.
Miley Cyrus celebrates her 22nd birthday in this Instagram photo. It looks like she partied pretty hard in honor of the occasion.
Miley Cyrus is brushing her teeth and not wearing any pants in this Instagram photo. For what reason? That's just how Miley Cyrus rolls.
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According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She's very excited to smoke it on Instagram.
Take your vitamins, people! That's the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo.
Miley Cyrus' nipples slip out of her bra ... entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you.
Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014.
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Miley Cyrus isn't just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She's wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don't know why.
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