Catherine Lowe (formerly Catherine Giudici) of The Bachelor fame is expecting her first child, but in a shocking turn of events, the father is NOT Sean Lowe!
You won't believe who knocked her up ...
"Strangely enough, [the father of the baby] is Andy Dick," says Lowe's rep, who seems remarkably at peace with this utterly stunning turn of events.
That's because, well, let the rep explain the situation:
"They met on Dancing with the Stars and have kept their love alive in secret but now the time has come to reveal that they are all one big happy, mixed family."
The Bachelor beauty announced on Instagram on Wednesday that she's "17 weeks" along, and arched her back to make a really convincing baby bump.
Alas, that's what Catherine was doing: Making it up.
This was an April Fool's joke, like so many other stories to hit the Internet Wednesday ... like Justin Bieber's retirement or Kylie and Kendall Jenner doing Playboy.
Yeah, it's that kind of day on the World Wide Web.
One thing is totally real, and genuine, though:
Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici remain married, in love, and one of The Bachelor franchise's top success stories who will totally have kids for real someday.
There aren't a lot of others to brag about. At all.
Don't believe us? Check it which Bachelor and Bachelorette couples are still together in the gallery below, and you'll see ... it's not always a pretty picture:
Chris Soules and Whitney Bischoff just got engaged on The Bachelor season finale in March 2015. It seems like they are still together, as happy as ever and built to last ... but stay tuned.
Ashley Hebert and JP Rosenbaum are married. He won her heart on The Bachelorette.
Brad Womack and Emily Maynard did not last. He chose no one on his first stint on The Bachelor, making in 0-for-2.
Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi got engaged on The Bachelor. They broke up in epic fashion and did not last long, to the surprise of no one.
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Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici got engaged on The Bachelor in 2013. They are set to wed in early 2014.
Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried got engaged on The Bachelorette in 2013. They are still a thing!
Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney got engaged, and married, and had a kid! After he dumped his final rose recipient Melissa Rycroft and chose Molly instead ... close enough.
Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson got engaged on The Bachelor, and lasted for about a year. They broke up.
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Travis Stork and Sarah Stone broke up before The Bachelor finale and After the Final Rose special even aired. Now that takes decidation to not making it work.
Emily Maynard and Jef Holm broke up really fast. She chose Jef with one F over Sean Lowe on The Bachelorette. Bad call.
Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez dated for a long while. They didn't last, however.
Charlie O'Connell and Sarah Brice are obviously not still together. But they sure made a cute pairing on the early years of the ABC reality franchise.
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Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski's engagement was short-lived. She's better off for it.
Jesse Csincsak and Deanna Pappas got engaged after The Bachelorette chose him over Jason Mesnick. Did not take.
Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter have been together so long, we forget that she was ever not Mrs. Ryan Sutter. They have been married for a decade and have two kids!
These two lasted about four minutes.
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Juan Pablo's now-infamous non-proposal made him persona non grata for many fans, but he and winner Nikki Ferrell were together for a good six months before she finally got sick of his crap.
Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray split up after just six months together. Amazingly, they appeared happily together and in love just days before they called it off.
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