We've posted our fair share of father-daughter moments here at The Hollywood Gossip.
Remember when that man and his child danced around the Shake It Off? Or when a different pair lip-synced to Iggy Azaela?
But the following video now comprises our favorite ever moment between a dad and his little girl.
Young Girl Goes Off On Kim Kardashian
It features the former learning that her parent's celebrity crush is Kim Kardashian... and then going on to crush him over it.
"If I were a man, I would not pick Kim Kardashian to be my celebrity crush. You wanna know why? I'll tell you why!" she exclaims, adding:
"The only reason why she's famous is because of her plastic surgery."
Well, because of the Kim Kardashian sex tape. But go on...
"Excuse me!" she continues, now addressing the reality star herself. "Every single photo shoot you go to, you don't got clothes on!"
It's sad, but mostly true.
And this is the really sad thing: someday, North West will be the one to run a simple Google search and come to this same realization about her mother.
We shudder to think of the therapy bills that will result from that discovery.
If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.
I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor's Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.)
I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. - Kim Kardashian
He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto.
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I'll have surgery at some point. I'll do my boobs for sure. I'll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down?
I don't like big balls on a dog.
I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. - Kim Kardashian
I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.
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You have a better looking vagina than I thought.
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
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F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think!
Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina's bush.
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
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I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
A lot of adults don’t think it's their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning.
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Honey, anytime there's balls involved, it’s my kind of game.
Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.
I'm ready to shove a taco up her ass.
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I'm such a bitch when I'm hungry. Like, stone cold biatch.
When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!
I’m like a Lord of something. I just don't know what. I’m trying to figure it out …
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I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.
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